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these games we play

sometimes I longboard, and sometimes I play guitar, but sometimes I cry in a corner about fictional characters

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

(via hi)

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

this post is sarcastic

but if its being sarcastic about being sarcastic, then isn’t it not being sarcastic?

and if its not being sarcastic, isnt it being sarcastic?

i need to sit down

(via pizza)

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

(via orgasm)

symbolize:

hi:

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE

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(via hi)

rip-homegirl:

i just wanna go on road trips and make out

(via pizza)